2008

Feb

Warch Watch
Really quite good acoustic cover of The Shins’ song, Sea Legs.
Feb 24th

Jan

Jan 22nd
Warch Watch
Cake or death lego video.  Next, cake or death lego EXERCISE video! Not really.
Jan 12th
Warch Watch
House bloopers.  If, like me, you were hoping Hugh Laurie might bloop in his own accent...
Jan 4th
Orbyn.com tentatively resurrected.
Jan 3rd

2007

Dec

Merry Exmouth and a Happy New York from Polymath Blues.
Dec 22nd

Orbyn.com Christmas rum truffles

Popularised (or at least tolerated) by Belle de Jour. These are my Christmas truffles what I make...
Dec 17th

Terminator Pig

Pig Toy Gets Completely Squashed, Raises Like Terminator T1000. 
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
Katsu curry, long meeting, rollerdisco. Hmm.
Dec 13th
Exkoob me, I hab godda boddla googoojooch!
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
Saw Tom Basden last night at the Albany.  Very, very funny.
Dec 11th
Emoticon Stamp For Analog Correspondence
Dec 7th

Nov

Nov 23rd
Warch Watch
Regina Spektor - Apres Moi, live.
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
Armstrong & Miller - WWII RAF Sketch
Nov 2nd

Oct

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Daftpunk + hands + ink + lots and lots of free time.
Oct 24th

From the depths of my C: drive...

… A Notepad file entitled “cat...
Oct 20th
Top 10 ways to stop yourself getting distracted at...
Oct 20th
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Adam Green - Carolina
Oct 14th
Simon Pegg offered role of 'Scotty' in J J...
Oct 14th
Joss Whedon's Firefly to return (again?)?
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
Emmy the Great - Easter Parade.  I can’t tell whether I like this, or whether it really annoys...
Oct 14th

Current heroes

I never really had heroes. But if I were to have role models, this week they would be… Jason...
Oct 12th
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Hewlett’s Daughter by Grandaddy — this song has been going round my head all week. I...
Oct 12th
Right Brain vs Left Brain test | Do you see...
Oct 12th
“1. In teh beginnin Invisible Man was invisible, and he maded...”
— LOLBible
Oct 8th
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency on...
Oct 8th
Warch Watch
Song 2 of the week - Onkawara by Xerox Teens
Oct 8th
An oldie but a goodie - misinterpreted movie posters at...
Oct 5th
Warch Watch
Song of the week - Lazy Eye by the Silversun Pickups. Infectious lo-fi Americana.  Kind of like...
Oct 5th

Thou shalt not put musicians and...

+ ÷ =
Oct 4th
“Her lips are devil red and her skin’s the color...”
— From La Vida Loca by Ricky...
Oct 4th
Beaucoupkevin.com.
Oct 3rd

Sep

The Tao of Beige

1. If you are hanging around in a public area, minding your own business, and a stranger...
Sep 28th

Pshaw

Pshaw. Pshaw, I say!  Belle de Jour knows what a palindrome is.  Pshaw.
Sep 27th
Sep 22nd
LOLthulhu.com
Sep 21st
Warch Watch
Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Sep 21st

Billy Ocean, then and now

 
Sep 20th
I do this *all the time*.
Sep 20th
xkcd.com
Sep 20th
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Video showing MotionPortrait’s new photo-to-animated CG program.  Basically it takes a 2D...
Sep 19th
I think I want to be a Jedi Chef.
Sep 17th
Sep 16th
Lenticular clouds on Boing Boing.  UFOs or stacks of...
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
Sep 13th
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Song of the week - Battles: Atlas
Sep 13th
Sep 7th
Warch Watch
How to remove vocals from mp3s using Audacity.
Sep 5th
Masai hands-free solution.  From gadgets@boingboing.
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
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The new Dairy Milk advert: a drumming gorilla.  Obviously.
Sep 4th
More om nom noms. 
Sep 2nd
It is 1997.  I am deeply asleep in a friend’s spare...
Sep 1st

Aug

omnomnomnom.com - pictures badly photoshopped in paint to...
Aug 31st
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Ulysses 31 - second best.  Theme tune.  Evar.
Aug 30th
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Battle of the Planets - best. Theme tune.  Evar.
Aug 30th
Or it was yesterday.  Today it are my hangover.
Aug 25th
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Someone please tell me that this is a Chris Morris creation and not an actual band.
Aug 20th
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Song of the week: Of Montreal - Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games
Aug 13th
A photograph I took of the view from Ditchling Beacon in...
Aug 13th
Entrances to Hell
Aug 11th
HELLO I’m Patrick WOLF have you seen my BOOK OF POETRY...
Aug 6th
“I just learned that August is anal sex month.”
— According to this poster on...
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
Los Angeles Let’s be Friends - “Inspired by the work of Jeff Soto, Los Angeles...
Aug 3rd

Jul

Do not illegally download the movie Evan Almighty if you...
Jul 30th
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How to cut a mango.  The internet saves my life #123,456,670.
Jul 24th

Overheard

Security guard: I was just saying earlier, it's awful.
Random girl: Yeah, it's really bad, isn't it?
Security guard: Terrible. I mean, nobody enjoys it.
Random girl: Yeah, everybody hates you. I mean, it.
Jul 23rd
Warch Watch
Lemon Jelly - The Shouty Track.  My second favourite animated music video this year.
Jul 22nd
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“Thriller” as performed by inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation...
Jul 21st
Threadless T-Shirts - Video Games Ruined My Life by Lawrence...
Jul 18th
“I don’t give a MONKEY what you think.”
— Overheard.
Jul 14th
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Bat for Lashes - What’s a Girl to Do?
Jul 14th
www.tombell.org
Jul 10th
“Coming up after the break… PINEAPPLES!”
— Daytime TV is shit.
Jul 9th
“Ever notice that people who ask “Why can’t we...”
Jul 2nd

Jun

Film Crew Online - New movie commentary...
Jun 29th
Win dinner with Joss Whedon!
Jun 28th

Dream a little

My dreams have been so dull lately.  Last night I dreamt I lost the kitchen roll, and found it in my...
Jun 28th
Me: Hello, skag.
Him: I've got trenchfoot!
Some days are just like that.
Jun 27th
Warch Watch
Dramatic chipmunk.  Apparently it’s not a chipmunk, though.  It’s a prairie dog.
Jun 27th
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Aya Matsuua - Nee All videos should be this awesome. [Subtitled version kindly passed on by...
Jun 27th

Personal update

This week I’ve managed to fall down the gap between the platform and train at Oxford Circus...
Jun 23rd

Glastonbury tips from a veteran

Do take tent poles. A little obvious maybe, but trying to erect a hovel out of firewood while 50...
Jun 20th
“It’s just like everybody, beforehand, has decided to...”
— Bjork, talking about this...
Jun 20th
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Behind the scenes on Charlotte Hatherley’s video Bastardo.  Starring Simon Pegg, David...
Jun 20th
Warch Watch
Von Sudenfed again. And some of the worst transvestites you ever did see.  Plus a strangely...
Jun 20th
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Human Transformers.  As crap *and* exciting as that sounds.
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
Robyn: “I noticed there was nothing on your site about seeing the future in your...
Jun 16th
Robyn: “I have witnessed innumerable sightings of non-earthen craft.” Ah, the internet.
Jun 16th
Jun 14th
“… And next week is the longest day in the world!”
— Overheard by Captain...
Jun 13th
10 (refreshingly realistic) things to do...
Jun 12th
Surely The Mighty Boosh could solve the Myleene Klass test...
Jun 12th
My Name is Earl - Scientologist propaganda?...
Jun 12th
The Noisettes - Scratch Your Name [video]
Jun 10th
MST3K - Riding with Death [video]
Jun 9th
Warch Watch
Ken Korda interviews Handy Andycane.
Jun 8th
Warch Watch
I’m on a bit of an Adam and Joe trip tonight.
Jun 8th
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HELP THE POLICE - Adam Buxton makes NWA kid friendly.  Reasonably arresting.
Jun 8th

Travels with my catmera

Mr Lee is a cat who lives in Germany. He has a camera attached to his collar. These are his...
Jun 8th
“One time when I was on the toilet [my cat] came in but I...”
— Ask MeFi: Why do cats follow...
Jun 8th
Robyn: I just saw a real life city gent in the park. Briefcase, umbrella, FT under the arm,...
Jun 4th
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Matt Berry.  As a volcano.  In a Volvic ad.  Contains the phrase “grab life by the...
Jun 3rd
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Junkies vs toilets?
Jun 1st

Popbitch goodies

A supply teacher at a school in Huddersfield recounted her experiences of her first day, teaching a...
Jun 1st

May

Robyn: A woman on my train has the “mna mna” muppet song as her ringtone. Typically she...
May 31st
Robyn: When I am king my subjects will be forced to undergo rigorous foot quality testing before...
May 30th
Mark E Smith + Mouse on Mars = Von Sudenfed
May 27th
Postsecret: new secrets every Sunday.
May 27th
Robyn: Why do people on tv spend an entire scene making a drink, then leave before drinking it?
May 26th
  Saw a man squinting at a map at Aldgate East tube last night. “When he squints he looks...
May 26th
Short and Curly | Bloomsbury Theatre
May 24th
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Keanu Reeves NEEDS a comPUTER!
May 24th
gapingvoid.com
May 24th
From Ed, at work: “This robot was built by a Japanese...
May 22nd
Robyn: Hm, i’ve been complimented twice on my “fit”ness today & one guy asked...
May 21st
Joss Whedon's Firefly may return as pay per...
May 20th
Robyn: Another great line from Smallville: “Hope isn’t a word in my vocabulary,...
May 19th
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Doctor Who gets a bit rude with Rose. In his defence, though, it is a big mouth.
May 18th
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dan le sac vs scroobius pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill My second new favourite song.
May 18th