This blog has been discontinued
Ooh, coming back and finding you all here, it’s like the end of Home Alone. And Home Alone II.
And maybe III. Was there a III?
Anyway.
We’re all over here and shit now.
Yeah! We’re having a party, talking shit about you behind your back, and here you are still sitting here alone in the kitchen with your glass of flat Coke.
ONLY JOKING. We love you really. I just wanted to make it all special before you saw it. Come on over. We have truffles.
Dollhouse – the show about zombified (kinda) prostitutes (ish) who live in a spa (sort of) and have had their personalities stolen (OR HAVE THEY?) by an evil corporation (OR IS IT?) – is returning for a second season.
“Imagine an email or SMS with no typos.”
Queen. Someone ought to erect a monument to them GREAT START! Think about it: they’ve ruled their game longer than many of our most famous leaders STARTING TO WOBBLE ALREADY.
Crustaceans potter about, their shells flashing an assortment of whimsical colours like some sort of psychedelic light show.